Question: Name a peanut, a doughnut and a gun nut. Previous. Q: What is a drink made with soy sauce and prune juice? May a crazy holy man set fire to your nose hair. Dont break the concentration of the mystic from the East, or he will place a curse on you! Towering Inferno. CARNAC: May a desert rat sunbathe on your radar range. hair". May your children not forget you as they kneel to pray. Amazon's Choice for carnac hat. Q: What do people always say when Howard Cosell is on? Zippo? The Question: What are Kim Kardashians measurements? . The character was taken from Steve Allens essentially identical Answer Man segment, which Allen performed during his tenure as host ofThe Tonight Showin the 1950s. Food is produced in abundance with machines that allow just a few people to operate massive farms with ease. A: The Orient express. A: Trapper John. A: Touch and Go. Mouse over chart for play descriptions. ", "Barometer, n. An ingenious instrument which indicates what kind of weather we are having.". Of course, our good friend the Serpent is still crawling around on his belly just as he was cursed to do (see Genesis 3:14), and thats not going to change anytime soon. A: Mount Baldy. A: The 11th Hour. Although Bilaams curses were many, all of the other curses - save the one for Houses of Prayer and Study - eventually came to pass. Function: view, File: /home/ah0ejbmyowku/public_html/index.php Carson . A: The Sugarland Express. CARNAC: May a diseased yak drop his cud in your hooped (Original post) Gladys Knight and the Pips. A: Fit to be tied. Clarnac: If laughter is the best medicine, this crowd doesnt have a prescription. Q: What was the final score of the Jaws-Capricorn game? . Name, in reverse order, a droll comedian, the first name of a popcorn purveyor and a fat, self-absorbed, obnoxious loser!" . No more years! The Answer: Kids, drunk people and tight yoga pants. A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo. A: Hog jowls, chitlins, black-eyed peas, cornpone, hush Q: What do you call not getting busted? tooth? Carnac the Magnificent. There are a couple of ideas I've had to make this and I'm not sure which one would work best - and possibly there are other . A Bronze Age civilization on the island of Crete and other islands in the Aegean Sea, the Minoan civilization flourished between 2600 and 1100 BC. A: Pillbury cooking contest, a spasm of the diaphragm and As a child of four can plainly see, these envelopes have been hermetically sealed and kept in a #2 size mayonnaise jar on Dr. Faucis porch since noon today. girlfriend. Only this curse was not humorous at all. Q: What does an alligator get on welfare? And on this particular night, Carson performed his "Carnac the Magnificent" sketch. A: A man with a mistress and a Russian Olympics judge. The Answer: Three of the best years of his life. (crowd cheers). The book is {\it May You! Q: Name three movements. As Allen acknowledged in his bookThe Question Man, this bit had been created in Kansas City in 1951 by Bob Arbogastand used onTheTom PostonShowin New York where it eventually ended up onThe Steve Allen Show, much to the surprise of both Bob and Steve. Clarnac: Get your mind out of the gutter. ), The Question: Who is the largest conservative in the Republican Party? CARNAC: May an unclean yak have an accident on your toupee. QUESTION: What do they put on horses at the Preparation H Ranch? Box 4, Folder 48. Q: Where does the line go outside an unemployment office? Q: What is it that Ronald Reagan keeps trying to hide? Clarnac: May a diseased shih tzu hump your grandmothers good leg. Only Johnny Carson could make the commercialization of Shakespeare funny. Commissary. Q: Why didn't Mrs. Franklin have any kids? Return to Carnac the Vote Devining Consultant Page A: Kirk Douglas, Terhan Bey and Earl Butz. May the bluebird of happiness twiddle your bits. . you? The Question: Clarnac hit a fat lady with my car. The Question: Name the two dummies in the Gray-Daniels Auto Group commercial. Q: Which floor wax was used by the Three Mile Island . the audience will cheer. I have been able to obtain some really great similar brocade and will post that tonight. Is that about right, sir? A: "Oh God!" A: Over 15 billion served. , The Question: Whats the name of Madonnas latest hit single? Q: Where does Morris the Cat go when he's lonely? Q: When is the next RTD bus scheduled to arrive? A: Pipe dream. Dressed as Hamlet while reciting lines from the play, Carson continually broke character to promote new products. A: Never on Sunday. "Carnak: Do-whacka-doEd: Do-whacka-doCarnack: What do you look for when you're hunting do-whackas?Carnak: Dippity-doEd: Dippity-doCarnak: What collects on your dippity in the morning?A. , The Question: Whats the only way to get your spouse to listen to you? on a country? Make a meme Make a gif Make a chart The Magical Thinking of Trump. Q: What do you get from a bee that has an udder? A: Shake-N-Bake. Q: What do you call a cop who frisks himself? Our Story; Our Chefs CARNAC: May a camel with a weak kidney condition find your During his tenure, the late-night funny man interviewed everyone from President John F. Kennedy to Muhammad Ali. Carnac: May the nurse in your hospital room bring you a frozen bedpan. The famous sage and soothsayer, all-knowing, all-seeing, all-omniscient, a weekend proctologist, and former Twitter advisor for President Donald J. Trump. CARNAC: May a crazed sultan force you into mouth-to-mouth . , The Question: What would a lot of people like to do to Lady Gaga? ANSWER: Kirk Douglas, Terhan Bey and Earl Butz. Q: Name two countries and a luncheon special at the NBC Wheres the exit sign? The answer was always an outrageous pun. Q: Who was just arrested for impersonating a baseball team? Q: What's the only thing President Carter didn't promise Q: What do you say when it's Rose's turn at the bowling Q: What is the total of Bo Derek and Phyllis Diller? Q: What price will gas be if it's under a dollar? Prime Video. CARNAC: May your only son become a Pointer Sister. , The Question: Who is the first Affirmative Action Vice President of the United States? Get Image May your only daughter take up with a yak of another faith. A: The American people. Q: What does Billy Carter eat on a sesame-seed bun? Q: What do you call it when old topless dancers refuse to A: General Curtis LeMay, the Red Baron and Carnac. CARNAC: May your favorite aunt develop a crust on her hip. Q: What do you look for when you're tracking a shoo-be-doo-be? Browse more quotes by famous person's name. Please see our terms and conditions and disclaimer. Hand made. A: Last Tango in Paris. Q: What do you use to keep your ig from falling off? [1] Box 4, Folder 45. , Ed: I hold in my hand the last envelop! Hand made. Carson as Carnac the Magnificent Carnac the Magnificent was a recurring comedic role played by Johnny Carson on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. Carnac the Magnificent, a turbaned psychic, could answer questions before seeing them. parents. A: Fort Knox. questions having never Sunday, 16 December 2018. I've often used Carnac in my work, pretending to be him, when confronted with the unknowable, the unanswerable, the irrational questions for which no reasonable responses are going to solve the problem. his neck? . "Oh, Is that a reptile? A little hard to keep on. A: Eight is enough. A: Snap, crackle, pop. Q: What do you do if a Chinese laundry ruins your shirts? CARNAC: May your desert pension fund be managed by Jimmy Carnac joke: He was holding up objects that supposedly had been fished out of the Hudson River. A: KKK, IRS, UCLA. A: That darn cat. Its hard to divine when you cant see. A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente. Any resemblance to persons, living or dead, is entirely coincidental or is intended purely as a satire, parody or spoof. The Question: What is the only kind of science the president, the CDC, the FDA, Fauci, Big Pharma, and the media use to promote their COVID agendas? (Jews never kneel in prayer.). Q: What have the oil companies given our wildlife? The Question: What would be an adequate chant at Democrat rallies for 2022? "A: A, B, C, D, E, F, G.Q: What were some of the earlier forms of Preparation H?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.Q: What do you look for when you're tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Zippo Marx.Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Touchback.Q: What's the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Kitchy-kitchy-koo.Q: What do you call a military coup led by General Kitchy Kitchy?A: Big Ben, Joe Namath and a candidate's campaign promises.Q: What is a clock, a jock and a crock.Answer: Sis Boom BahQuestion: What sound does a sheep make when it explodes?Name what offence someone should automatically get the death sentence:Johnny: Whoever told squirrels they were good at crossing the road!Ed: Yassir ArafatJohnny: Yassir Arafat(envelope opening)Johnny: What's the sound made when Dolly Parton removes her bra?Johnny: "It was so cold outside"Audience: "How cold was it? A: Sha-na-na. The Question: Name four traits you have to have to be president in 2022. seen them before. A: Beethoven's Fifth. Historically, 1 in 100 women died in childbirth, and at some periods that number was as high as 4 in 10 women. The act involved a variation of the magician's billet reading trick: divining the answer to a question written on a card sealed inside one of the envelopes, announcing it to the audience, then tearing open the envelope to reveal the question. Carnac The Magnificent undated. As a child of four can plainly see, these envelopes have been hermetically sealed. Ed: Welcome, welcome, a thousand welcomes. "Answer: Donald, Benji, and Alexis CarringtonRips open envelopeQuestion: Name a duck, mutt, and a ****.Karnak foresees the answer -- "Bobby Orr, Bobby Hull, Ed Sullivan. . A: The CIA. Watch Carson episodes every night on Antenna TV at 10:00PM ET / 7:00PM PT and 4:00PM ET / 1:00AM PT!Carnac the Magnificent makes jokes about Three Dog Night and Mount Baldy on \"The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson\" in 1974.JOHNNY CARSON PLAYLISTSAnimals http://bit.ly/carson_animalsBloopers http://bit.ly/carson_bloopersCarnac http://bit.ly/carson_carnacCelebrities http://bit.ly/carson_celebritiesChristmas http://bit.ly/carson_christmasComedians http://bit.ly/carson_comediansMonologues http://bit.ly/carson_monologuesSkits http://bit.ly/carson_skitsMusic http://bit.ly/carson_musicFOLLOW JOHNNY CARSONYOUTUBE: \"Subscribe\" http://bit.ly/johnnysubYOUTUBE MAIN MENU: http://bit.ly/johnny_menuYOUTUBE PREMIUM: http://youtube.com/johnnycarsontvFACEBOOK: \"Like\" http://fb.com/johnnycarson TWITTER: http://twitter.com/#!/JohnnycarsonGOOGLE+: http://bit.ly/johnnygplusJOHNNY CARSON IS AVAILABLE ON:ITUNES http://bit.ly/johnnyitunesDVD: http://bit.ly/carsondvdsAMAZON: http://bit.ly/amzn_carsonGOOGLE PLAY: http://bit.ly/carson_gplay\"carnac on three dog night and mount baldy\" \"three dog night\" \"mount baldy\" \"johnny carson\" \"johnny carson youtube\" \"tonight show\" \"johnny carson show\" comedy \"best of johnny carson\" Carson \"johnny carson best moments\" \"the best of johnny carson\" \"johnny carson theme song\" \"best of carson\" \"the tonight show with johnny carson\" \"tonight show johnny carson\" \"tonight show band\" \"jonny carson\" \"carnac the magnificent\" \"carnac\" \"johnny carson carnac\" \"humor\" \"hilarious\" \"funniest moments\" \"video clip\" \"live tv\" 200 views, 3 upvotes. A: "I never promised you a rose garden." The Question: What did comedian Richard Pryor do when his nose got too fat from snorting cocaine? The Question: Name a clock, a jock, and a crock. $12.37 delivery Tue, Mar 7 . The Answer: The Senate Intelligence Committee. Q: How does Howard Cosell call his toupee? The Answer: At least you can get four quarters out of a dollar. If a joke bombed, Carnac went after the audience with all kinds of creative curses including, "May the Shah of Iran seek refuge under your sister's skirt!" . Forum Novelties. Here is a list of the best quotes from American talk show host and comedian, Johnny Carson. Carson as Carnac the Magnificent Carnac the Magnificent was a recurring comedic role played by Johnny Carson on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. The Answer: An Oscar, an Emmy, a Grammy, and two Golden Globes. Q: What do you call a military coup led by General -- Tim Thompson414 Morton HallOhio UniversityAthens, Ohio 45701{amc1,bgsuvax,cbdkc1,cbosgd,cuuxb,osu-eddie}!oucs!tim. Q: Name a leak, a Greek and a freak. The crowd is hostile. . Q: Where is the American dollar headed? CARNAC: May the winds of the Sahara blow a desert scorpion My favorite Carnac(sp?) The perfect Carnac The Magnificent Johnny Carson The Tonight Show Animated GIF for your conversation. 2006 | CC. Mary Worth: "Let me do a Carnac the Magnificent here in P-2. Q: What do you see if you open the trunk of the Godfather's A: The Laughing Policeman. Q: What looks delicious, quivers all over and can't talk? As a child of four can proctologist. Q: Name an Eskimo porno film. Q: How long does a United States Congressman serve? The Answer: Dumbo, Eeyour, and Mitt Romney. Browse more quotes by famous person's name. (the question), Sherman LangSystems Design Engineering "May you have an interesting life! Q: Name the father of Mrs. Olsen's illegitamate baby. , Ed: I hold in my hand the last envelop. us? Q: What's the best thing to do if you swallow a hand During one of his infamous animal interactions, Johnny Carson got up close and very personal with a Burmese python. Today, that number is 1 in nearly 50,000 in many Western countries! . Q: How do you play piggyback with Telly Savales? Make your own images with our Meme Generator or Animated GIF Maker. A: O'Hare. The Question: What is Pete Buttigiegs favorite planet? CARNAC: May a crazed furniture refinisher stain your Ed McMahon would hand him stack of sealed envelopes with questions. which sometimes gets more of a laugh than the entire Carnac routine previous. One of the most memorable audience insults came after the Philadelphia 76ers swept the Los Angeles Lakers in the finals to win the 1983 NBA Championship, when Carnac retorted, "May Dr. J slam dunk your cat." Carnac the Magnificentwas a recurring comedic role played by Johnny Carsonon The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson. May you fall in the outhouse just as a regiment of Ukrainians finishes aprune stew and twelve barrels of beer. A: Ultra-conservative. A: David Frost. The Question: How much is Oprah Winfrey worth? Legal experts contacted by Yahoo News said the idea of Trump telepathically declassifying government documents is absurd. Related Topics. A: "Breaking Away" and "Here's Boomer." We have in the building tonight that great visitor from the East. My question to you net.joke-sters out there: What is the funniest "ComedicCurse" you have heard? A: Double trouble. doctors. The audience was silent as Carson and Midler sang an a cappella version of the song Heres That Rainy Day. Its a sweet and sincere moment that youd be hard pressed to find in todays late-night lineup. , The Question: What is the female version of Viagra? May you be blessed with a son so smart he learns the mourner's prayerbefore his Bar-Mitzvah speech. kaleido? The Question: Who can steal more money than a thousand men with guns and masks? Q: What does a stupid altar boy do? The character was introduced in 1964. The resulting jokes often involved puns or wordplay; for example, "The La Brea Tar Pits" was the answer to "What do you have left after eating the La Brea Tar Peaches? ft. coverage regular price $109.95 Calendar & Tip Sheet January Calendar January Tipsheet Marty's Acre Drinks on the Acre February 13 - 5:30 PM The 2nd Monday of every month we invite you to join us on location at Marty's Acre to talk gardening and enjoy a selection of brew chosen by Marty. This is seriously one of the best pranks ever! a #2 mayonnaise Q: What do you call getting hit with a fistfull of peanuts. Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? ", -- -----------------------------------------------------------------------------Rudy Rumohr Jr. 3339 N. Charles St Apartment 1-ALUUCP: ihnp4!whuxcc!jhunix!ins_armr -or- Baltimore, MD 21218 seismo!umcp-cs!jhunix!ins_armr -or- allegra!hopkins!jhunix!ins_armrARPANET: ins_armr%jhunix@wiscvm.ARPA. A: Rosy red cheeks. A: "Rose Bowl." A: Damnation Alley. |================================================, Supposedly, the most colorful curse in the world (I don't know whovoted these things in) has something to do with the twenty-four testiclesof the twelve apostles, and originates in one of the Catholic countries ofSouthern Europe. Ed McMahon would hand Carson a series of envelopes containing questions, said to have been hermetically sealed and kept in a mayonnaise jar on Funk & Wagnallsporch since noon today.. alley? Currently showing results page 1,636 of 2,021. A: Buddy Holly. The Johnny Carson Show. , The Question: Who is the longest surviving member of the Japanese Air Force? 4.0 out of 5 stars Great for Carnac The Magnificent. Q: Where do supermarkets store their meat? There were skits performed such as Carnac the Magnificent, an "all-knowing seer," and the elderly Aunt Blabby. A: 2001. The funny story above is a satire or parody. A: Deep freeze. The best alternative is Screenkey, which is both free and Open Source.Other great apps like Carnac are Key'n'Stroke , KeyCastr, KeyPress OSD and Mousepos. A: Ironware. A: Fondue. Q: What's the major cause of divorce? The Question: What do you call a cocktail made up of prune juice and Milk of Magnesia? A: Hickory Dickory Dock. Note: Clarnacs comebackers when he bombs: For the best experience, scroll down to the bottom of photos where you can see the answer, but not the question. "Carnac" examples: "Billy Graham, Virginia Graham, and Lester Maddox" . The Question: What do Democrats in the Mississippi House of Representatives wish they had? A: Green thumb. A: Gunga din. , The Question: What is the official state bird of Mississippi? , The Question: What were the names of the two turkeys the president pardoned for Thanksgiving? A: The American condor, the American eagle and the American Jokes would also be topical; for instance, "Over 105 in Los Angeles" (presumably referring to the temperature) instead led to "Under the Reagan plan, how old would you have to be to collect Social Security?" The Question: Whats the name of Bidens black, female affirmative action nominee to the Supreme Court? The Answer: They found no brain activity. In article <9@psivax.UUCP>, a@psivax.UUCP (Al Schwartz) writes. . , The Question: Why didnt Mrs. Franklin have any kids? The Answer: DOJ-CIA-NSA-IRS-AOC-FBI-BIDEN. Q: Name three things you won't find in Los Angeles. Click image to enlarge. mewar festival of rajasthan; outdoor activities jasper; pocahontas area school. Watch now: Free with ads. Murine? CARNAC: May your wife give mouth-to-mouth resusitation to , The Question: How do you spell lahgahbahtahqua? CARNAC: May a swarm of gay chiggers open a disco on your Carnac the Magnificent answers "A 100 yard dash" on The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson - 1966 Johnny Carson 769K subscribers Subscribe 169K views 10 years ago Carnac's prediction: "A 100. A: Zippo Marx. A: Superbowl. Here's how it played out on air. The Answer: A condor, a bald eagle and a snail darter. Carnac the Magnificent was a recurring comedic role played by Johnny Carson on The Tonight Show. (Crowd applauds) #10. As Carnac, Carson wore a large feathered turban and a cape. CARNAC THE MAGNIFICENT ED McMAHON: Heaven has no brighter star than our next stellar guest, that omnipotent master of the east and former manicurist to Howard Hughes, Carnac the Magnificent. A: Executive action. Q: Name a lord, an award and a fraud. A: Crabgrass. Q: What do you call a guy who streaks Minneapolis and St. . The Answer: Big Ben, Dak Prescott, and a politicians campaign promises. . when is a felony traffic stop done; saskatchewan ghost towns near saskatoon; affitti brevi periodi napoli vomero; general motors intrinsic value; nah shon hyland house fire Q: Name a focal that goes both ways. [1] Q: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? How to Curse in Yiddish} by Joe Singer.Some of my favorites: May you sweat in labor a hundred and sixty years, then give birth to anice turle-hedgehog-porcupine. The Question: Name one of Washington DCs many famous oxymorons. Q: When should you plan on making a rest stop at a gas May a carsick camel moisten your Egg McMuffin. , The Question: What is the most compelling reason for a mask mandate? It is entirely fictitious. A: Igloo. So that when Balak brought Bilaam to the mountaintop so that he could view the Jews encamped down below and cast a curse upon them (see Numbers 23:28), Bilaam was moved to bless the Jewish people instead and to say, Mah Tovu Oholecha Yisrael How goodly are your tents, O Jacob , a blessing referring specifically to our beautiful Batei Keneses (Houses of Prayer) and Batei Midrash (Houses of Study). The Question: Whats the difference between a dollar bill and LeBron James? Function: _error_handler, File: /home/ah0ejbmyowku/public_html/application/views/page/index.php Shriver. Q: What does it say on the side of Phyllis Diller's dress? Q: Name two movies and a suppository. The Question: What do you call a lady golfer who pulls her drives hard to the left? I'm being held prisoner on a God-forsaken island! 40 Carnac The Magnificent Photos and Premium High Res Pictures - Getty Images Editorial Editorial FILTERS CREATIVE EDITORIAL VIDEO 40 Carnac The Magnificent Premium High Res Photos Browse 40 carnac the magnificent stock photos and images available, or start a new search to explore more stock photos and images. Some of his one liners:"A loaf of bread, a jug of wine and thou. May a toothless holy man give your grandmother a hickey. The Question: Name the only three people in the world making any money off going green. , Ed: I hold in my hand the last envelop. A: The Newlywed Game. May the bird of paridise fly up your noseMay an elephant caress you with its toesMay your wife be plaqued with runners in her hoseMay the bird of paridise fly up your nose, Ron Williams (not Tom Nadas, but an incredible simulation)--, UUCP: {decvax,linus,ihnp4,uw-beaver,allegra,utzoo}!utcsri!tomCSNET: tom@toronto, "Look over there, a dry ice factory. . A: Grape Nuts. He dubbed it the "Carnac Saver" and said in a 2009 interview, "I'll go to my grave having to apologize for having invented the Carnac Saver. A: Eleven. A: SAG Strike. . One was a bottle with a message in it that read, "Help! Imgflip Pro Basic removes all ads. May all your fine teeth get mad and bite off your nose.May you own a hotel with a thousand rooms and you be found dead in each one.May you have many daughters, who all marry [some sort you generically don't like]. , The Question: What do you call 435 House members and 100 Senators at the bottom of the ocean.
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