[INT HOME OF THE WALDORFS - Serena walks in and gets noticed by Eleanor]. In a 2012 interview with HuffPost, "Gossip Girl" costume designer Eric Daman shared the inspirations behind both Serena and Blair's wardrobes. They're stuck with one another for life. When Serena comes back to New York City, Blair isn't sure if Serena has changed andBlair feelslost and disconnected, unsure where they stand. Lily: Let's not discuss this right now, ok? That's one secret I'll never tell. Don't you wanna go say hey? Spring Break is done and Im starved for a dish. Sererna: Chuck, don't you ever touch her again! There is probably a bit of jealousy going on here, but also a clear headed and mature sense of reality. Gossip Girl: Hey Upper East Siders, its that time of year again. We were like Siamese twins attached at the hip. I don't want to take any of that away from you. Other presents come when you least expect them. Or can these two hotties work it out? In the snow. Dan Sorry, nothing, nothing. A monologue from the TV show GOSSIP GIRL. Always works for your mother. In the pilot episode, Blairand Serena see each other again after a long time when Serena comes back home after boarding school. And this could be a classic. Jenny So we should be anonymous losers who eat lunch alone and never get invited to parties? Kristen Bell. Suitable for: PG 16. Gossip Girl (Voice Over): Wonder what Blair Waldorf thinks. Gossip Girl: Spotted on the steps of the Met: an S. and B. power struggle.Did S think she could waltz home and things would be just like they were? [Chuck touches Serena's thigh and leans in on her]. Chuck and Blair's relationship is a bit polarizing as Chuck has done some terrible things but even if fans don't agree with the relationship, Blair still seems wise and mature here. Gossip Girl (Voice Over) Did B think S would go down without a fight? The Upper East Siders had their world turned upside down on more than one occasion, but all it takes is one person to make everything feel right again. "Brothers and sisters, resist the Devil and he will flee from you. And that is why I am standing here, in the Devil's own city, on the Devil's own street, prepared to do battle with the forces of evil. Gossip Girl: Sometimes, in an effort to spread the most outrageous rumors, we look over the very thing thats even more scandalousthe truth. Jordan Alexander, Thomas Doherty, Evan Mock and Emily Alyn Lind in HBO Max's Gossip Girl . 13. Gossip Girl's ability to give life advice whilecommenting on the characters' wealth neverstops being entertaining. [Dan leaves, Rufus comes home, they pass in the hallway], Rufus I, uhm ok. [Rufus sees Jenny and walks over to her]. Gossip Girl may have been sneaky, butthey were also extremely smart. They climb their way up in heels, no matter who they have to tread on to do it." Gossip Girl: There are three things we do alone: we are born, we die, and if were a high school junior headed for college, we take the SATs. [INT - THE PALACE HOTEL - Dan is standing at the reception talking to the Concierge who is holding Serena's cell phone]. [INT GRAND CENTRAL STATION, Serena walks in, a girl watches her and takes a photo with her cell phone]. Anyone can commit a minor indiscretion and generate a days worth of buzz. Chuck Well, if you're looking for a way to thank me I've got a couple ideas. I told you I love parties. These 25 most heart-wrenching, humbling, and humorous quotes from Gossip Girl 's original cast will . I'm going to have to tell my parents the hotel they just bought is serving minors. Blair explainsthat her mom has been single and heartbroken and when Serena says that she's sorry, Blair quips that she doesn't think so. [Blair looks down at her outfit and grimaces at the slight jab at her weight, but doesn't let her mother know it.]. They should be framed or something. Chuck: Victory party, here, tomorrow night. I mean the fur and the teeth are really authentic. See for yourselves. Uhm, what do you want to talk about? It's not easy to find good monologues for girls. Gossip Girl: This just in: Asher Hornsby spotted locking lips before class, but not with his girlfriend. You made it. Because I was a teenage drug addict is not exactly a winning college essay. Gossip Girl: This just in: S and B committing a crime of fashion. Blair is understandably tired and stressed out about her mom's always changing love life and doesn't want to see her mom hurt again. It's Been A While Since My Last Confession. Although Blair schemes and treats people poorly during the first few seasons of the original show, she has a redemption arc and becomes a better person by the series finale. More Schemes. Especially if its the middle one. EMERGENCY. Learning the lesson that nothing stays missing forever. GG: None of the above. Erik Stylist and personal shopper. 19 Dramatic Shakespeare Monologues For Women. Jenny So that wasn't your laptop you've been to last night to read all about Serena van der Woodsen. Gossip Girl: Hear those silver bells? [Blair, Isabel and Katy walk away, Serena turns around]. "Wrapped in Red" - Kelly Clarkson . "For the first time ever I'm sorry I was. He left money for dinner, so I was thinking Indian. Gossip Girl Monologue Quotes & Sayings. Howie What? Serena So is this your dress for the 'Kiss On The Lips' party? Blair reads her best friend, Serena, a letter in this scene. Gossip Girl: I bet youre wondering what Gossip Girl is doing up so early. Gossip Girl: Spotted: Serena making a heroic exit from Bs party. Chuck I heard you didn't do that anymore. Text. Author: Matt Fox. 1. Its Christmas time in the city. Excuse me. Monologue 11-14-07. Did you have fun with Blair last night? Don't forget: I know everything! I have to meet Nate. Blair: Thanks, mom. You Don't Grant Birthday Wishes, Do You? Blair always stands up for herself and what she wants out of life. She was this outgoing social butterfly Rufus Yeah, from Chanterlane to Paris until you switched up rock stars for billionaires. Which is why queens invented handmaidens. [EXT - NEW YORK - PARK - Nate and his father are having a race, Howie wins]. The Magnificent Archibalds. Serena Let's fix that. On the Upper East Side its easy to think the world is exactly as it appears. Where does the dethroned royalty vacation these days? [Dan punches Chuck in the face, Chuck's nose is bleeding], Sererna: Let's go. "People don't tell you who you are. Serena: Yeah, actually there's somewhere I have to go. If you're in your 40's, don't choose a monologue for a young ingenue. Blair's quote at the end of season 4 isa significant part of her character arc. Especially if it's the middle one. Clock's ticking. I saw you at school with Katy and Is and I get it. You seemed kind of upset last night. Gossip Girl: Spotted: B turning a year older but not necessarily wiser. Lucky for us, Melanie91 sent proof. "There were definitely trepidations in . But some things do change. Ah, maybe I should have worn my loafers then and dress down a little bit. [Serena takes Blair's left over Martini and emptys it in one gulp]. I need them to make a self tape, maybe the scene in season 3 where she steals the speech from vanessa. Has our bad girl really gone good? "Summer Kisses Winter Tears" - Elvis Presley. Keep that in mind. And here is yours. The Only Good News Is That He's A Total Pig Who Will Act Like It, But Losing My Virginity To Chuck Bass? We have a feeling this ones to the death. Dan Yeah, 'Rolling Stone' named them one of the 'Top 10 Forgotten Bands Of The '90s'. Gossip Girl: Word is that S bailed on Bs party in under ninety seconds. Mom and Dad. You were like my sister and with our families we need each other. Flowers, maybe some jewellery if she's really upset. What people want is to spend a week or two in a cabin in the woods, with screens on the windows. Per WaPo: In a monologue filled with references to his abiding use of marijuana, the actor, who went on the show to promote his upcoming movie "Champions," said he read a script where "the biggest drug cartels in the world get together and buy up all the media and all the politicians and force all the people in the world to stay locked in . I choose you. Actually kinda was. [If Blair Waldorf lied about that what else might she be lying about?] I figured my work was done. A recap of "Gossip Gone, Girl," the season one finale, episode 12, of the new Gossip Girl, streaming on HBO Max. Gossip Girl: Spotted at The Palace Hotel: S and B having a heart-to-heart. Gossip Girl: They say a leopard cant change his spots. Grab your shades and your sunblock. Find a monologue that fits you and your experiences. Gossip Girl. The path not taken can become a road trip. Washed up band, crappy so-called 'art gallery'. "If I was a Gossip Girl in Sweet Valley with traveling pants." Gossip Girl (2007) (TV Series) "If I was a Gossip Girl in Sweet Valley with traveling pants." The Bucket List (2007) . Don't ever say we don't like to have fun . Dan Hey dad, listen, uhm, I got to run. Jenny Well, I heard she's living at The Palace Hotel. [INT OSTROFF CENTER - ERIK'S ROOM - Serena's brother, Erik, finds Serena sleeping on a chair next to his bed and wakes her up]. Blair Well, we should get going then. Gossip Girl: Better lock it down with Nate, B. Clocks ticking. Dan Honestly, I don't really have a problem with your appearance. Make a donation. No, thats not a tear in my eye. Show your power in this mini monologue where Jasmine stands . Amy, a romantic young girl, has a crush on the town bully and she's describing it to her friend Virginia.] But in order to birth a true scandal, it requires the right person to be in the wrong place. Gossip Girl: Wake up, Little Jenny. Jenny Hi, uhm, this is my brother or [Jenny gestures behind her, notices Dan is gone, Dan is hiding behind a rack of dresses, watching Serena]. [INT WENDELLS - DEPARTMENT STORE - Dan walks up to Jenny who's trying on a red dress]. I just think it might be good for us to take a break, you know. Penelope social suicide watch. But everyone knows Serena. I looked all over the dining hall for you. Serena We're going to Wendells just for an hour though, I swear. [INT JAPANESE RESTAURANT - Blair and Nate are having dinner]. The American had tea. Blair has some mean quotes on Gossip Girl, whether she's got a comeback ready or is insulting someone. When the cats away, the mice will play. Gossip Girl: And just when B and S had built a bridge, it all had to come crashing down. [INT LIMOUSINE - Blair, Nate, Chuck, Isabel and Katy are laughing and drinking champagne], [INT THE PALACE HOTEL - Dan enters and sees Serena standing on the gallery, they look at each other and smile], [INT 'KISS ON THE LIPS' PARTY - Chuck, Isabel and Katy are standing at the bar, Chuck spots Jenny in the crowd]. Rufus Oh, I get it: You hear about Alison, use your daughter as an excuse to start something. She's always been a free spirit. Chuck: Hey, you're life is over, slut! Listen, this is all coming out to be wrong. Monologues for Girls. And has anyone spotted our ex-Queen B? Part One premiered on July 8th, while Part Two was released on . Add a crowd eager to see her fall. Jenny One of the girls in my art class saw my calligraphy and she said that if I addressed all the invitations that I got one. Hm why so thirsty, S? Imagine Glengarry Glen Ross without Alec Baldwin's sales incentive monologue, "coffee's for closers," or Jack Nicholson's stern warning monologue, "you . Excuse me while I pull out a hanky and pass it to S and D. Looks like Im not the only one who cries at weddings. Do you know how it felt, calling your house when you didn't show up at school and having your mom say: Serena didn't tell you that she moved to Connetticut? GG Monologue. [INT BLAIR'S BEDROOM - Blair is looking at herself in a full-length mirror, she's wearing a brown dress, Eleanor enters]. In the city that never sleeps a lot can happen in one night. Being grounded can lead to something groundbreaking. Jenny I know, uhm, I mean, hi, I'm Jenny. Top 25 Girl Monologues. Chuck Last year the Sheperd wedding think I don't know why you left town? But it could only last for so long. Dan Serena, I'd like you to meet Rufus Humphrey. Gossip Girl: With Blairs boyfriend Nate helping to close up the family yacht for the season, Blair is free to focus on the most important event of the Fall: her annual sleepover. I just wanted it to be a surprise. 3. We're The Non-Judging Breakfast Club. Pick a monologue that is age-appropriate. I always knew there was something! Serena I talked to the nurse and I'm kidnapping you. And Who Is The Man Upstairs To Discriminate? Jenny Oh my gosh, it's Serena. Nate Look, I don't know how to say this or if it's even the right thing to do but ehm there's something I need to tell you. However,their loyalty runs deep and thefriends always stick by each other's side. More Secrets. Chuck Well, what about a grilled cheese with truffel oil? They get into plenty of arguments and stop talking for weeks on end . Character: Margaret Good People is a play focusing on Margaret, a single mother to a disabled adult daughter, Joyce, who was born before her husband left her. Things always turn up. [Chuck tries to kiss Serena, she pushes him away], [FLASHBACK - ONE YEAR AGO - INT BAR - Serena and Nate are having sex, Serena is gasping loudly], [INT BLAIR'S BEDROOM - Blair pushes Nate away]. You're telling me if you had the chance Chuck You guys have been dating since kindergarden and you haven't sealed the deal. All Monologues; Popular Types: Popular: Women; Men; Teens; Kids; Comedic; Contemporary; Shakespeare; Explore Great Comedic Monologues. And technically, you asked me out. Or maybe Ill just try to not drink and keep my clothes on and try. If you don't want to do anything that's cool. 712 5TH AVE.]. Reviewers weren't exaggerating when they calledGossip Girl"scandalous." Gossip Girl: Theres a weak link in every chain. Jenny Come on, Dan. 11 Romantic Monologues about Hopeful Love. Who said this family wasn't cool. GG: Spotted: Blair and Chuck reunited to defend Serenas honor. You know, walking to school togheter, dancing on tables at Bungalow, the nights when we were at your mom's country house. Blair Yeah, I could tell since you didn't call or write the entire time it was happening. While others cling to the security of being part of a group. Some people might take a step back and find out they were looking at the same big picture all along. Blair and Serena's love easily outshined anything they felt for theirromantic interests throughout the show's six seasons. Blair Saturday. A life of luxury isn't always what it cracks up to be, and the characters' home lives are a perfect example of that. I never really have gotten . So, until next time. Mine was funny and kind. Rufus Luckily, staple guns are old-school. What time does the limo come? Chuck Talk to Chuck, buddy. Lily What do I want, baby? Gossip Girl (Voice Over): Better lock it down with Nate, B. Blair: You really don't think i'll go up there. I just feel bad for Serena she'll really miss you. Chuck: The airport. Gossip Girl (Voice Over) Spotted: Serena making an heroic exit from B's party. You know you love me. She spread lies instead. I have a feeling. You'll mom will be back. Dan Yeah, no, I it's not a problem, really. Blair I think that's a good idea. NEXT:10 Best Chuck & Blair Gossip Girl Relationship Episodes. Blair: I'm just saying, I have moves. Theres nothing Gossip Girl likes more than a good cat fight. Nate I'm gonna put everything in the past. Permalink: You can't make people . Some are driven to self-medication. Since this is a monologue, I decided to look up instea. And whether theyre sweating it out on the sultry sidewalks or cooling their heels in the Hamptons, no one does summer like New Yorkers. They prefer other gentlemen. Blair You are now. Gossip Girl: Spotted: Lonely Boy. Is this just another round of blanks fired between B and Little J? Concierge And you are Prince Charming? Gossip Girl: Hey Upper East Siders. Gossip Girl fans love Blair Waldorf's strength, intelligence, and sense of style, including those preppy headbands. Serena No, no, that that was then. Go, I'm gonna be fine. Son, talk to you later. Nate You know, aren't we entitled to choose just to be happy? 9. [EXT ROOF TOP - Chuck is still trying to kiss Jenny, Dan runs over to them], [Dan walks over to Chuck who pushes him away]. And this could be a classic. Rufus Lily! WhileBlair and Serena do maintain their close relationship and become even more supportive and loyal to each other by the series finale, their friendship is pretty shaky at this point in the story. No matter how much money a person has, it's hard to be happy without someone to share their life with. Nate and Dan's friendship was an unexpected one, given their difference in class and social circles, but before Blair, Natewas Dan's best friend. I just want things to go back to the way they used to be. The Kiss on the Lips party is just around the corner. Blair gets nailed by some yogurt Who said you need a silver spoon to dole out just desserts. Wonder whos going down next? Gossip Girl: And everyone knows the biggest present comes in the smallest box. RELATED:5 Worst Things Dan Did To Serena On Gossip Girl (& 5 Worst Serena Did To Him). Serena Yeah, but none of them mentioned you. It's harder to make than it looks, the good trash. They might all have more money than they know what to do with, but while money is important, it's true that it isn't everything. And you know who loves parties? Monologues for girls are here grouped into funny monologues for girls and dramatic. I love you, Maria. And along with the season comes the Constance Billard/St. Oh, and dad's at the gallery working late. Blair learns the hard and sad lesson that loving someone doesn't always mean that it's a good idea to be in a relationship with them. With strings attached. A KLINGON IN LOVE: Arlen is just your average klingon at a Star Trek Convention and he . GG: Some might call this a fustercluck, but on the Upper East Side, we call it Sunday afternoon. I've got a lot of stuff to do anyway. Dan What? The CW. [Blair hands Jenny one of the invitations] Jenny Thanks. [One of Rufus' bandmates holds Rufus' guitar into the air]. Blair said she wasn't invited she is wasted she is so brave [Isabel and Katy both get new text messages]. 100% found this document useful, Mark this document as useful, 0% found this document not useful, Mark this document as not useful, According To The Catholic Church, Mortal Sin Can Only, Absolved Through The Sacred Act Of Confession, But It Looks Like A Ce, W.A.S.P. Truth is, I never went to bed. Gossip Girl : Speak of the Devil and he doth appear. Gossip Girl: Looks like the Virgin Queen isnt as pure as she pretended to be. "Fanny" is a monologue for a female actress from the scene "Gossip" (low cost PDF of scene) in the published play "The Weird, Wild and Wonderful Days of School" (low cost PDF of full play) by D. M. Larson (ISBN-13: 978-1482739626) When you purchase a PDF, you may make as many photocopies as needed (but please do NOT repost the text online in any way). Nice to meet you. Doing who knows what with god knows who Serena I told you, boarding school was not like that. Serena van der Woodsen. Gossip Girl: Theres plenty of upside to being the spawn of the fabulously wealthy. Princess Has Recently Found Herself Desperately In Need Of A Little. Transcripts. Even if they were angry at one another, or tried to walk away for their own good, the bonds that they formed made it impossible to give up on them completely.